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'The rhythm of the hornyness' was
published in Bitmap number five.
Number six was called: Bitmap / Ponro.
With Tips & Tricks for Leisure Suit Larry,
photo corner The Wet Dream
and Henk's Wet Dream Song:
I have a gi ga gi ga gantic sack
Every time, two liters smack
Gi ga gi ga gantic sack
I have a ti ta ti ta tanic prick
One meter ten, quivering dick
Ti ta ti ta tanic dick
I was with si sa si sa seed flooded
Oh what a night, wonderful dream
Si sa si sa, flooded with cream.



"You have beautiful hair for a Chinese."
Paul and his brother Willem looked at
the men waiting for a haircut, if they
had heard it too. They would have walked
out, if it hadn't been Paul's turn.
"What is that creep gonna come up with,
when I'm in the chair", Paul thought.
But when the hairdresser enticed
the Chinese to buy all kinds of
hair care products, Paul and Willem
hefty shook their heads 'no'.
Offended, he kept his mouth shut.