He took her home
from a motor court
She wouldn't kiss him,
he tried to ignore it
Like Gomer he said:
"What the heck!"
He called her a slut,
a pig and a whore.
a bitch and a cunt
and she slammed the door
back in Heist-op-den-Berg
On the sofa she weeps
BOO HOO HOO HOO
She weeps and she weeps
BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO
She weeps and she peeks
Through the curtain
He just got in his Ford
But the battery's dead
So he asks to use the phone
And she gives him some head
OOH HOO HOO HOO
He came on her lip
AAH HAA HAA HAA
Wearing a cape and a whip
suspender belt, latex boots
